What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is an easy way to get your driver's license?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

Why are flat Earthers made fun of when they seemingly don't exist? I have only met one flat Earther in 18 years.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

Here’s what Ozempic and Wegovy are really doing to your mouth - The Independent

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Which media outlet gave Starmer and his band of failures the most support during the election? Now we can punish them for it.?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Do you think there will ever be a movie that features a line such as “You graduated at the top of your class in liberal arts, we need your help”?

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

How can you tell if someone or someone's is trying to recruit or at least test you for a secret organization?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?